Do what now?

Just realized it's been almost a week since my last post here... not that this blog thing is all that interesting to start with but leaving old posts sitting out to go moldy sure as hell wont help matters any.

Let's see... No, no bad jokes laying about, nothing of any real import happened unless you count the coffee that got spilled earlier this morning, but that wasn't all that important since it was yesterday's leftover... nothing like a bit of high test sludge to kickstart the brain in the morning, and this was the good stuff, dissolved the spoon and everything.

Two cups of this and you can vibrate through solid objects.

Ok, back to rummaging for ideas... still no bad jokes... Oh, there's that e-mail about the cut-rate Canadian cialis that I need to forward to the nice woman in Nigeria that needs help getting all her millions of dollars to the US, can't forget that... What else... hmmm, post card from the Dalai Lama... bill from the cleaners and a note about how hard it is to get deuterium stains out of labcoats.

I really need to clean off this desk, tuna salad doesn't age well at all and it's best if you rid yourself of it before it develops language skills otherwise it'll keep trying to negotiate a way out of the trash bin.

Could dig up another random fact but those are getting stale right now and not really decent content for the one or two people I know stop by here besides myself.

I noticed something the other day that was more creepy than interesting... It seems that I get visitors every once in a while that found this place while searching for "geriatric porn", now while I can understand how this happened due to a couple posts that have "geriatric bike porn" in the title (because they're pictures of old bikes, duh...), it doesn't make it any less creepy that someone out there is looking for the real thing... now what makes this just a bit stranger is that they all seem to be coming from Germany, I'm not sure of the significance of this, but I felt it bore mentioning.

Geez... I should start taking notes or something, I had a really good idea for a post the other day and I'll be dipped if I can't remember what it was going to be about... Something to do with alpacas, I think... or maybe cops driving while using their cellphones... could have been cheese, I'm not sure now.

Ok, this stinks, the most exciting thing I've done so far was cataloging my CDs last night and I doubt anyone out there would want to read about that, hardly a burning hot page-turner there.

I could continue to ramble on aimlessly till either you leave or I pass out, that usually leads to some entertaining reading and I get to be just as surprised as the rest of you since I have no idea what I'm talking about either when I read it later on.

Yeah... I just wasted all this time saying I have nothing to say... I could have written for Seinfeld but I do have some pride...

So your time here wasn't a total loss, here's a bunny with a pancake on it's head.